Damn You Winnie Cooper…

Damn you Winnie Cooper (of Wonder Years fame). She goes to UCLA and majors in math. Very sexy, but something we do not have in common at all thus decreasing our chances. But that’s OK, we could’ve found other similar interests. Then last year she marries her long time boyfriend. OK, that’s a bit of a challenge, but… it hasn’t always stopped me in the past. Now I find she’s going to have a baby toward the end of this year. That clearly means she’ll be occupied the next several months. I’m telling you, she would dig me if she knew me. Oh well, she’ll be losing the interest of her boyfriend husband soon enough.

Keep hope alive baby. I’m at least heartened by the immortal wisdom of Lloyd Christmas, “So you’re sayin’ there’s a chance.”

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